Brain Vs. Mind, part 1

Brain: It's too early to start blogging.
Mind: But I want to share! To give something of myself to the Cosmos!
Brain: You don't know what you want. Go back to bed.
Mind: But I'm not sleepy. Besides, my roommate's playing a video game...
Brain: You have earplugs.
Mind: That's not the point! There's a lot of stuff roiling around inside me and I want to get it out!
Brain: Do you need a laxative?
Mind: Har-de-har. You know what I'm talking about...
Brain: Dude, you're killing me! It's 6:30 in the friggin' morning!
Mind: So?
Brain: You know I don't function well this time of day.
Mind: That's why I'm brewing coffee...
Brain: COFFEE!!!!
...more later...