Mind: God.
Brain: Why?
Mind: I want to delve into something meaningful - something that connects every fiber of every being throughout all of existence!
Brain: -smirk-
Mind: Well - what's more important than that?
Brain: Sex.
Mind: SHEESH! Is that ALL you think about?
Brain: Uh, yeah, pretty much - that and food.
Mind: Look, aren't you the least bit curious...
Brain: No, YOU look - you're trying to make me work. I don't wanna work - especially on anything that has to do with reality. Reality sux.
Mind: So what DO you want to do?
Brain: Fantasy.
Mind: SEX fantasies no doubt.
Brain: Well, yeah, there's that of course - but any kind of fantasy situation will do.
Mind: You're useless!
Brain: Au contraire, my wayward overlord. I'M the one moving this body around, ya know. My needs are simple - sex, food, shelter, sleep - pooping and peeing when necessary. Maybe a shower. Clothes when it's cold...
Mind: OK, I get the point. Now, before this becomes a Samuel Beckett play, let me tell you something...
Brain: Yes?
Mind: I won't be satisfied until I've put it a together - or at least most of it - and you ARE going to help me!
Brain: -sigh-
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